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Mar 9, 2005
2:11:14pm
Greatest Poem of All-time--Eddie Murphy on SNL
Not a haiku, but the funniest poem of all time!

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by Tyrone Greene

Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...



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