May 10, 2024
11:20:48am
jacobugath INSUFFERABLE KNOW IT ALL
Yesterday at work I overheard a mother talking to her daughters in the waiting room.
The oldest daughter asked her Mom, "How did I get my name?"

The mom said, "Well, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal magically landed on your head! So, that's why we named you Rose.”

The second daughter got curious and asked the same question.

The mom said, "Well, darling, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a lily fell from the sky and landed right on your head! And that's why we named you Lily."

The third and youngest daughter turned to her mom and grunted, "Hnnnhg dnhgh unhn mmgunh nghm?"

The mom patted her daughter on the knee and whispered, "Shhh, quiet now, my little Cinderblock."
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