10 year old’s Gizmo Watch:
“Are you coming to the concert? It’s starting soon.”
Me: “What concert”?
“It’s our big spring music concert. Cmon dad!”
Me: “What!? I had no idea! I’m so sorry. Leaving right now!”
“Okay. Love you.”
As I’m getting out to my truck, get an other text, this one from wife:
“Dude. Where are you?? I thought you were meeting me at the school for Cannon’s singing thing. It starts in like five minutes.”
Me: *feelings of deep dread* so I just start driving and don’t reply.
One minute later, text from both of them:
“APRIL FOOLS! GOTCH!”
Me:
