Guys, the reason we didn’t make the final four is because it would’ve been too tempting to skip this Saturday night’s session of conference, and we are promised that we will never be tempted more than we can bear. Just in case we wondered, Alabama set a record for three point shots made and attempted, so we wouldn’t doubt Who was in charge. Yes, a capital W in Who. Alabama and Duke can feel very lucky for the schedule.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.