2 And it came to pass on the first day of March madness, after the play in games, that Taysom went through the stadium in a tan sweatshirt with no words on it; and his fellow cougar fans wore BYU apparel, and did buy more of it, collecting it in their hands.

3 And the scribes and Pharisees watched him, whether he would wear BYU apparel on the BYU sporting event day; that they might find an accusation against him.

4 But he knew their thoughts, and said to the man which had a BYU hat whose bill was devoid of any famous cougar great’s signature, Rise up, and stand forth next to me. And he arose and stood forth.

5 Then said Taysom unto them, I will ask you one thing; Is it lawful on game days to do good, or to do evil? to bolster cougar spirit, or to destroy it?

6 And looking round about upon them all, he said unto the man, Stretch forth thy hat. And he did so: and his hat was covered in Taysom’s glorious and holy signature, using as it were a black sharpie, as other hats had been before it.

7 And they were filled with madness; and communed one with another what they might do to Taysom.

8 And Taysom said unto all within the sound of his voice, Think not that I am come to destroy the BYU trademarks, or the cougar spirit: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.