Not too long ago this board was littered with super very brave very strong courageous so very smart Yewt fans who have many leather-bound books and homes that smell of mahogany—and they were on the board nonstop to casually share with us their superiority.

They were P5 and in the company of academic elites who had begged them to join their conference because of how special they were—heck, even USC asked them to be their Super Secret Rival.

And during their stay with the elites and as they built a win streak against us, they still graced us with their presence, all the time—NOT BECAUSE IT WAS EASY, but because it was worth it (for their egos).

Unable to foster an online community of fellow Yewt fans, they came over here and West Concoursed on our fandom nonstop, on our team, or bragged about their status over ours—mercy was it relentless. 

So as the new year starts, I want to express my gratitude that Utah has been crotch punched nonstop lately—and that their new conference mates see the Utah Fandom for what it is, and that all of that has led to seeing less "acktually..." posts from Yewts, followed by them belittleing the fandom and team that I love so much, on a message board that their fandom is incapable of growing. 

I know Yewt fans who used to be excited about being on Cougarboard, but today they are not.