The whole thing about soaking
It sounds fake
It sounds boring
If it is real, I would more feel sad that some person was brain dead enough to think Soaking ≠ sex.
and I really don't know why people think it's funny. My coworkers asked me about it the other day. I told them "Most kids @BYU wait until marriage to have sex, some of them have unmarried sex. . . Nobody soaks." Since then, no one has ever brought it up again.