I don't see any of my jobs, if you can call them that on there.

Part-time Parks department trash collector.
Failed rapper turned mediocre country band guitar picker.
Wannabe movie mogul filming useless funny/not funny video in spare time.
Part-time parts chaser at former Saturn dealer now selling an occasional used Hummer.
Dedicated refurbisher of electronics for seniors who won't know they don't work
Sometimes worthless unimaginative commentator on CB

All in all, I really don't make any money at any of my jobs.

Good thing I get a small check every month from the government of the country up north, pays me to keep away.

Fortunately, I bought my house years age when it cost almost nothing. Unfortunately, it's still worth almost nothing. But it is a roof over the head.