"I'm watching basketball today sweetheart."
**Rolls eyes** 🙄
"Mommy, why isn't daddy dressed for work...?"
"He's watching basketball today."
**Double eye roll** 🙄
"Daddy, why won't you just tell me why you're not dressed for work?"
Getting 😠
"I'm literally going to watch basketball 🏀 today. "
*In mocking sarcastic voice*
So, are you going to come to drop off with us...?

I reply " Yes, I've never been.."
Confused 😕
"Will you please just get dressed for work, daddy?"
"Sorry kid, I'm wearing shorts and a T-Shirt all
day"
***Kid finally gives up. ***
When we start getting into the car for drop off my other child
"Daddy, what are you doing?"
**previous child that gave up, pipes in**

"You're not going to get anything out of them, they are planning a surprise."