he has a giant head, so i'm going to me making big head jokes for the rest of the day.
I've already used these:
Your head is so big you have to step into your shirts in the morning.
Who needs movies when you can dream in "wide screen"
Your head is so big, when it rains your shoulders stay dry
give me some more
I'd like to see him in tears before 7:00 cause I'll be here till at least 8:00