least most of you don't have to worry about the calls and invites for a Mary Kay facial! ("I just need to practice on your face." Uh, no.)

Once I realized I shouldn't feel guilty, I started politely declining the invite. This goes for all of those parties that women host. I will attend the occasional shoe party, but for the most part, I don't need or want the products being offered.

I'm all for women making money, especially if it helps them stay home with their kids, but I don't have the interest to support them.

The advantages of being a man!