Does that mean if I eat a lot of Oreos that I will be fire proof at the Second Coming?

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Dec 20, 2024
2:44:41pm

Real G Man All-American

Does that mean if I eat a lot of Oreos that I will be fire proof at the Second Coming?

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Real G Man

Bio page: Real G Man
Joined: Oct 9, 2009
Last login: Dec 20, 2024
Total posts: 11,287 (20 FO)

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Author

Time

Save us, RFK

2:19pm

Now I want an Oreo shake.

Ted Lasso

2:25pm

on a date night?

Cougarclaw

3:10pm

I've been saying this about water for a long time. How can we drink a thing that won't burn?

Wadds

2:26pm

My MIL has burned it before…

Jericho

2:48pm

We should make her Secretary of HHS!

Wadds

2:59pm

and 100% of people who drink it die.

Kolipoki

3:14pm

It's a stunning correlation! Why won't the government do something?!

Wadds

3:51pm

Technically I put Oreos in milk before I put them in my body.

DKN

2:26pm

And that combination is beautiful

NYCougz

2:26pm

Yup, and they don't hold up nearly as well to milk. Makes you wonder what's in milk. hmmm 😉

ManicBlue

2:34pm

I'll tell you what's not in milk.

Russell Feathers

2:46pm

That makes them not vegan anymore.

joelvandyne

4:39pm

Oreos aren’t good anyway. Never understood why people like them

BaseCoug

2:27pm

RE: Oreos aren’t good anyway. Never understood why people like them

Russell Feathers

2:28pm

They sell like 8 zillion a year

NYCougz

2:37pm

Hydrox guy, huh?

3:15pm

Mmm. That looks good.

Russell Feathers

2:27pm

That is about the least helpful argument I’ve ever seen for MAHA or whatever

DieHarder

2:27pm

Make America Hungry Again?

Florwood

2:33pm

I kinda miss the days when it was the other side wanting to ban unhealthy stuff

Nikomedes

2:28pm

Not everything that hits our Twitter feeds is worth posting.

TCuz

2:28pm

You might have to block me then cuz I have a very low threshold

2:46pm

People have noticed

TCuz

2:57pm

You’re a click away from no longer being one of them

3:12pm

So, if you use a flamethrower, it ends up in flames. Yup.

DirtyWater

2:31pm

Hard to imagine a more scientific test.

spoxjox

2:32pm

Oreos are dense/dry (less flammable/more durable) and black (hides scorch marks)

tacallaway

2:32pm

How much is Big cookie paying you to push such lies?

bluesloth

2:36pm

They pay me in kind

tacallaway

2:39pm

How about you get your head out of the way?

N8Dawg

2:37pm

Does that mean if I eat a lot of Oreos that I will be fire proof at the Second Coming?

Real G Man

2:44pm

RE: Does that mean if I eat a lot of Oreos that I will be fire proof at the Second Coming?

kimdaddy35

2:56pm

I don't know how much darker you can make an Oreo, but I might have to try this out myself now though.

BackPacker

2:46pm

I know what I'm building my next home out of

Chemish

3:41pm

Tagged

Borg

4:05pm

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