Unfortunately, yes. It was on the Rand Paul Federal Gov't Waste Report

Dec 16, 2024
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$6.9 Million 'Smart Toilet' Analyzes 'Analprint'

While internet memes poked fun at China’s anal-swab COVID-19 testing, one U.S. Senator examined federally funded backside research here at home. Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) highlighted

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Author

Time

What is your favorite conspiracy theory that you’ve ever heard?

CougarGuy84

11:53am

We won the game, and they stole it from us

Blueto

11:55am

I heard that one was true. Source may be irreputable though.

Pangare

3:49pm

We did win. I will post the 2024 NCAA Rules again if necessary. We were robbed.

SwampCougar

9:15pm

Ryan Smith will buy BYU a FB and BB championship!

DiamondMo

11:55am

NOT A THEORY!

fulano

12:19pm

Not Hypothetical.

VenomFarmer

2:57pm

RE: What is your favorite conspiracy theory that you’ve ever heard?

CocaColaRecovery

11:55am

At least they can see if we have a clean colon or not.

CougarGuy84

11:58am

Hold on, is this for real?!? I don’t want to google this.

specsauce

12:00pm

Unfortunately, yes. It was on the Rand Paul Federal Gov't Waste Report

CocaColaRecovery

12:35pm

Epstein killed himself

Y-Zag

11:57am

Covid was started with someone eating a bat

kimdaddy35

11:57am

Eating a bat?

Jeffacka

12:01pm

We all know it was a pangolin

MoscowCoug

12:04pm

RE: We all know it was a pangolin

Jeffacka

12:09pm

RE: Covid was started with someone eating a bat

Emmett Fitz-Hume

4:17pm

Patrick Ewing Frozen Envelope NBA Conspiracy, followed closely by Jordan being suspended for a couple of years due to

specsauce

11:59am

I am legitimately in the Jordan retirement theory camp

darkcoug

12:02pm

I’m in that camp too.

CougarGuy84

12:03pm

Wilt's 10,000 still boggles the mind.

Wife_Apologist

12:28pm

Reptilian shapeshifters control the US & Israeli governments

OU Cougar

11:59am

Easily #1 Is there's more to it with 9/11 (if for no other reason than building 7's collapse) #2 is the Denver airport.

RdF3

12:00pm

Denver Airport is a good one.

specsauce

12:01pm

denver airport?

JimmyZ

12:08pm

Oh it’s crazy. Here’s summary and a link:

RdF3

12:11pm

Gotta be about the devilish…. WTH? (Heck)

Pretorian

12:17pm

RE: denver airport?

Wife_Apologist

12:29pm

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OldFogey

12:43pm

9/11, yes.

Shore10

12:17pm

I definitely went down the 9/11 rabbit hole for a stint.

NYCougz

12:25pm

Professor Jones, is that you?

kimdaddy35

12:31pm

Why yes it is.

RdF3

12:35pm

Sorry about what happened at BYU

kimdaddy35

12:37pm

I was his TA. One of my favorite professors.

paulb

12:47pm

I don't know a lot about him, just what I have read online. He was a leader in that particular

kimdaddy35

1:33pm

Andy Warhol was actually madonna

rad dawg

12:01pm

ARod was paid $1MM from Kansas to call a fade from Retzlaff into the endzone

2FarGone

12:05pm

Harvey Unga was getting like 8yds/carry but Max Hall just kept throwing ints

DiamondMo

12:44pm

The conspiracy to deem anyone and anything outside mainstream thought to be

bluecougar1985

12:05pm

I love - LOVE - the KC Chiefs referee conspiracies. Because ...

KCFan85

12:07pm

Bill Hicks is Alex Jones. It’s all some art project

BaseCoug

12:08pm

Paul McCartney died and was replaced by a look a like and they left clues about it on album covers

Chemish

12:08pm

RE: Paul McCartney died and was replaced by a look a like and they left clues

CougarGuy84

12:11pm

Anything Big foot… love it… no idea why

Pretorian

12:15pm

and chupacabras. cryptozoology ftw

JimmyZ

12:18pm

Especially the Bigfoot is an alien conspiracy…opens up all types of possibilities.

Housemartin

12:26pm

This is the best documentary on that angle

JimmyZ

12:30pm

Or this one

byuTX

12:59pm

RE: Or this one

JimmyZ

1:00pm

No, bigfoot is Cain. It is basically doctrine.

MoscowCoug

12:34pm

12 Jewish men sit around a table in New York running the world

RC Vikings

12:17pm

And don’t forget the weather.

germ1

12:19pm

The theory jar jar was supposed to play the role of Dooku but George chickened

BaseCoug

12:17pm

Obama.

Shore10

12:19pm

I love this YouTube channel. Deep dives into many conspiracies incredibly well

Groym

12:25pm

I love the why files but haven’t loved the new stuff as much lately

touchdownbyu

12:41pm

Yeah it seems like he’s burnt out but keeps going because of the success

Groym

12:47pm

Hmm. Maybe. You’d think that the episodes would get shorter though not longer. I don’t really want to spend an hour per

touchdownbyu

12:51pm

He's great. Haven't seen him as much lately. I also like Wolves and Finance.

Shore10

1:28pm

Never seen these before, but just scrolled through and don't see anything about

Jay Rick

3:18pm

essential oils

Wife_Apologist

12:34pm

That the Three Nephites changed my flat tire last week

MoscowCoug

12:34pm

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Hector

12:35pm

This is my go-to favorite conspiracy theory

fredgarvin

1:48pm

Birds aren't real

kodama

12:40pm

This one always cracks me up.

dut99002

1:28pm

That the Chinese care about my text messages

OldFogey

12:44pm

"They don't exist," so says used car manager.

cdr88

12:46pm

It involves the Pentaverette

LifeLongLakerFan

12:48pm

such a great movie!

rotorhead

4:12pm

That car warranties actually expire

TADOW

12:48pm

The Clinton family is a secret combination that has murdered many enemies

Still Blue

12:52pm

One of my guilty pleasures is the podcast: Conspiracy Theories

MaxxPower

1:00pm

What’s the name of this podcast?

Frankfromtheballpark

1:01pm

Conspiracy Theories - Carter Roy

MaxxPower

1:38pm

Thanks!

Frankfromtheballpark

2:58pm

Biden was coherent.

coolblue

1:02pm

UDOT leaves cones on the side of the road because they don’t have enough storage

Frolfy

1:32pm

Illuminatti

VenomFarmer

2:56pm

Satanic Backmasking messages on albums from the 70's

VenomFarmer

3:02pm

RE: Satanic Backmasking messages on albums from the 70's

OldFogey

3:12pm

Real messages were done as a joke after the rumors spread.

VenomFarmer

4:14pm

In all seriousness, the most tragic were the witch hunts during the 16-1700's.

VenomFarmer

3:04pm

An actual professor from Weber State spoke on the LZ Stairway to Heaven theory

cajuncoug

7:47pm

Wut

Blueto

8:10pm

The “Mud Flood of the early 1800’s”

SwampCougar

9:18pm

My 2nd favorite: Flat earth

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