- Do you know the story of Parthenope?
- No.
- Okay, have you read Zuleika Dobson?
- No.
- Okay, have you seen Challengers, the tennis movie?
- Yes.
- Okay, this will be like that, except we're going to cast a babe so hot guys would actually fight over her their whole lives.
- Why is Gary Oldman in it?
- To add gravitas to proclamations of how hot she is. We won't really need that, but he seems like a cool guy to have around.
- Where are you going to find a babe that hot?
- It's going to be a long and arduous casting process, but I'm willing to sift through Italy's finest to find her.