the most average meats? Sure…it’s fine. But when was the last time you walked into a restaurant and ordered turkey?

Does anyone prefer a turkey burger to a hamburger?

Do you want a nice slab or turkey or a nice slab of prime rib?

I mean…Turkey is fine. But we ruined Thanksgiving long ago when we made Turkey the main event.

And don’t even get me started on pumpkin pie. It is also very average.