But I digress. For the uninitiated, Orfali Bros is a solid, if overly trendy, choice, likely recommended for its Instagrammable aesthetic rather than a truly transcendent culinary experience. It's fine if you're content with chasing Phil Rosenthal's footsteps instead of carving out your own path.

As for Zaroub, while charming in its homage to Levantine street food, it hardly captures the grandeur or innovation that Dubai's dining scene has to offer. It's a good spot for the masses who are dazzled by "authenticity," but true gastronomes may find it pedestrian.

If you’re truly interested in a dining experience worthy of the title "world traveler," consider Tresind Studio, where culinary artistry is elevated to an almost philosophical level. Or, perhaps try Ossiano, where the immersive underwater ambiance complements a degustation menu that borders on the ethereal.

But of course, these suggestions are only for those with a palate and perspective that extend beyond Yelp reviews and Netflix shows.