Where a BYU loses a close game to Utah in Provo, and a Cougar fan sitting in the big donor seats throws a water bottle in the direction of the Utah cheer squad, and knocks the Utah cheer coach unconscious. Video proves that it happened, and the police even make an arrest.

Do you for one second think that...

A. Ute fans wouldn't be having a full-scale meltdown about it?
B. Utah media wouldn't be burying BYU and wailing about safety?
C. Shane Reese, or Tom Holmoe, or even some lackey BYU spokesperson wouldn't have made some sort of statement of apology?