Him: Congrats to BYU! You guys are having an incredible season, just like my Irish. And you have a cake walk schedule path to the playoff from here.

Me: ……… ummmm.. thanks.

Him: Well I guess it’s not a total cake walk. That B12 championship game against SMU will be a great game!

Me: Actually, SMU is in the ACC and we already played them this season at their place and won.

Him: Oh, that’s right! They’re in the ACC. So who would you play in the championship game?

Me: Likely Colorado at this point.

Him: Ha! So you really do have a cake walk path to the playoff. Who knows, maybe our teams will face each other!

Me at the thought of sending N.D. packing from the playoff: