I love the monikers B-Y-Jew and Patrick Shalomes, but here are some others. Which is your favorite?

The Kosher Cannon
The Star of Cougar Stadium
Jake the Maccabee
Torah Torpedo
The Shabbat Slingshot
The Holy Quarterback
Retzlatke
The Yarmulke Yardmaker
The Mezuzah Missile
The Sinai Scrambler
Menorah Marksman
The Chutzpah QB
Retz the Rabbi
The Bar Mitz-QB
Passover Precision
The Havdalah Hero
The Aleph Ace
Shofar Sling
The Goliath Grinder
The Sinai Signal Caller
The Sabbath Scrambler
The Dreidel Dazzler
Cougar Challahback
The Arkful Arm
The Chai (High) Commander