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Nov 7, 2024
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notaboy
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Utah fans are like ceiling fans. When things cool off, useless.
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Best Subtle Trolls of Utah?
Frieda's Boss
Nov 6, 11:20pm
Maybe start with spelling "parallel" correctly. It's not "parralel". 😉
ManicBlue
Nov 6, 11:21pm
Pretty funny considering the next one is about not being able to spell
Mr. Kavorka
Nov 6, 11:36pm
Utah fans camp in the left lane
crimedog
Nov 6, 11:22pm
Utah Fans Drink Pepsi
zonacougar
Nov 6, 11:25pm
Solid
Frieda's Boss
1:13am
* Utah fans think Pepsi is ok
ryebrye
4:41am
What's the matter with liking ketchup on hot dogs?
Cosmo Kramer
Nov 6, 11:25pm
I like ketchup on hot dogs.
Russell Feathers
Nov 6, 11:26pm
Everyone does. It's by far the most common hot dog condiment
NGB
2:33am
I had an intern from Indiana that thought we were all weird for putting
Gunga Galunga
8:32am
Because mustard is the only thing you're supposed to put on a hot dog.
nybyblue
9:12am
And onions
FanofBYU
9:18am
Utah fans cheer for a team that SUCKS!
CougsBeatU
Nov 6, 11:28pm
Ute fans sniff the west concourse
puntersarepeople
Nov 6, 11:39pm
Utah fans pretend to wash their hands in public bathrooms.
CougarGeorge
Nov 6, 11:54pm
I remember a post from years ago about Brian Johnson not washing his hands after
RocketCoug
9:06am
So many words that you need the U for
OU Cougar
Nov 6, 11:54pm
Utah fans voted for Kamala
machete
Nov 6, 11:54pm
Utah fans use a calculator to figure out military time.
CougarGeorge
Nov 6, 11:57pm
Utah fans tighten their lugnuts in a circle pattern.
CougarGeorge
12:07am
Utah fans refuse to enroll in paperless billing.
CougarGeorge
12:09am
Both of the active Utah fans pay their tithing with paper envelopes
ryebrye
4:48am
West Concourse says they understand paperless, though.
Les IsMore
7:39am
Utah fans wash their lights and darks together.
CougarGeorge
12:13am
Utah fans testing 9V batteries with their tongues as kids discovered cold fusion
Q-grr
12:19am
utah fans eat soup with a fork
Toubibe
1:34am
Utah fans pull their pants all the way down to pee.
Yukon
3:27am
Utah fans are like ceiling fans. When things cool off, useless.
notaboy
5:44am
Utah fans pour the milk first, then start looking for the cereal.
notaboy
5:45am
Utah fans take off their shoes and sock on long flights.
notaboy
5:46am
Utah fans tithing paid for my tuition.
TheLoneCougar
5:47am
When Utah fans look back, they see only one set of footprints,but also a tailrut
notaboy
5:48am
Utah fans omit the Oxford comma
flyonawall
5:54am
You can't troll Utah fans for the same reason you can't cougar BYU fans.
notaboy
5:54am
Utah fans prefer cougarboard.
notaboy
5:55am
Utah fans hang their TP rolls in the “under” orientation
flyonawall
6:03am
The under orientation actually allows a one handed tear much better than the
robin
6:45am
You violate the approved patent when you do that.
Les IsMore
8:02am
It’s irrelevant to them, they don’t wipe.
Yukon
6:48am
Utah fans pay tithing on the net
flyonawall
6:08am
Utah fans bang on the glass at the Hogle Zoo exhibits.
CougarGeorge
6:57am
From the resident side.
Les IsMore
7:43am
Utah fans don’t say “hello” when a toddler hands them a pretend phone.
CougarGeorge
6:59am
Utah fans would not keep the One Ring secret or safe.
CasualFan
7:14am
The entire UofU campus smells like
JonnyB
7:17am
Utah fans are still looking for a letter to call their own.
Les IsMore
7:40am
lol
anonymous37
8:43am
Utah fans are switching from wearing wife-beaters to long sleeves...
Les IsMore
8:01am
Chuck Norris eats Utah fans for breakfast.
Armchaircoug
8:19am
Chuck Norris eats pieces of poop for breakfast?
Russell Feathers
8:32am
No Regerts
Recipefordisaster
9:01am
Utah fans are so dumb...
Toubibe
9:16am
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