2. More trick plays!
3. No punts
4. Run a mean pick 6 at least once
5. Ask Stormy Buotanony to wear leather pants to keep Whittingham distracted
6. Don't muff it!
7. Pickle juice — I don't care if it's only 13 degrees outside, no cramps allowed
8. No snaps over the quarterback's head. That doesn't end well in these games.
9. Uncrustables
10. See if any of our running backs can do that nifty backwards hurdle thing
11. Bribe the Utah bus driver to get stuck in traffic. Not enough to make them late for the game, just enough to throw off their routine.
12. Don't let them score
13. Score more than them