Pulp in my OJ, people who drive below the speed limit but speed-up when you try to pass, onions on my burgers, finding the TP dispenser at the rest stop is empty, pranksters that mess with me while I'm napping, hitting fresh dog crap with my lawnmower, a flat spare tire, flock of geese passing over my clean car, wife reminding me its Fast Sunday after I've already poured milk on my cereal, and losing to Utah.