I know someone that got a job as an RN, but failed the drug test

Oct 25, 2024
11:30:40pm

MaximusMeridius Intervention Needed

due to eating these poppy seeds muffins. Lost the job, no 2nd testing, no pity whatsoever.

I had no idea that could actually happen

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MaximusMeridius

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I just found out Costco discontinued their poppyseed muffins

Icelandic Cougar

Oct 25, 11:05pm

No more false positives

Turd Ferguson

Oct 25, 11:07pm

RE: No more false positives

paulb

Oct 25, 11:07pm

I know someone that got a job as an RN, but failed the drug test

MaximusMeridius

Oct 25, 11:30pm

Did she look like this?

Jay Rick

Oct 25, 11:48pm

Haha no...everyone who didnt know her was like "she's probably a secret druggie"

MaximusMeridius

Oct 25, 11:53pm

No more false positives on drug tests for you

paulb

Oct 25, 11:07pm

Hack

Icelandic Cougar

Oct 25, 11:07pm

RE: Hack

paulb

Oct 25, 11:07pm

Challenge accepted! YOLO! It's always 4:20 somewhere!

BYUtka

Oct 25, 11:08pm

No longer a false positive in this scenario

Icelandic Cougar

Oct 25, 11:09pm

RE: I just found out Costco discontinued their poppyseed muffins

swimbro

Oct 25, 11:09pm

Yuck. No more "it was a Costco muffin" excuse for me when I get caught with weed in my system.

HarlemCoug

Oct 25, 11:09pm

You mean opium. Unless you're eating poppy seed muffins with weed in them 🤢

MaximusMeridius

Oct 25, 11:31pm

… well now I know why that excuse never worked for me.

All-American

Oct 25, 11:34pm

lol - thanks for the education...

HarlemCoug

Oct 25, 11:37pm

Holding out hope that pumpkin is seasonal and will be replaced by poppyseed 🙏

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