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Oct 20, 2024
7:18:40am

Carnac Truly Addicted User

I am capable of dating a supermodel

but have never been able to get my dad bod, my male pattern baldness, my age, and my troll face to line up just right.

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Carnac

Previous username: Carnac el Magnifico
Bio page: Carnac
Joined: Dec 22, 2007
Last login: Oct 20, 2024
Total posts: 46,944 (461 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

“Kyle Whittingham is a national title-capable head coach who can never find…”

Abe Froman

6:00am

The national title he's capable of:

ryebrye

6:06am

So, in other words, he isn’t national title capable.

gwalker

6:26am

He’s only had 20 years! Give him another chance!

ldssdl

6:39am

RE: “Kyle Whittingham is a national title-capable head coach who can never

Blewis15

6:55am

RE: “Kyle Whittingham is a national title-capable head coach who can never

Courtimedes

6:59am

I am capable of dating a supermodel

Carnac

7:18am

Or, maybe, he runs them with his micromanaging

fattycoug

8:29am

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