As this year started, I should have commissioned a bunch of transparent molds of Trump in which pumpkins could be grown and shaped, and sold the fruit produced as Trumpkins. I think people on both the left and the right might have paid good $$$ for a Trumpkin (but obviously for differing reasons). If I had the right CNC setup, I suppose I could still fashion Trumpkins via carving, but I do not have any such setup, skills or initiative. And if I failed to sell any Trumpkins, I could bring in a trebuchet the day after Halloween and sell rights to launch Trumpkins (or flaming Trumpkins) across harvested farm fields. Lightning wit strikes again. *sigh*