Jackson to a dirty restaurant. It was in a car full of kids my age, I think the only person who got it was the wholesome soccer mom driving the car. She was way nicer to me than I deserved.

Also, as a real young kid I remember my siblings reacting to Inigo Montoya's famous line "I want my father back...." One night at dinner (my Dad was gone somewhere) it was just Mom and and us kids. When Mom asked what I wanted between X and Y dish I delivered Inigo's line. She wasn't real impressed.