Team season with your best QB and team and a chance to do something special. And then wake up on September 29 to this.

I’m totally kidding by the way, don’t feel bad at all. Kyle can suck rocks. Act like a clown your whole career towards your school—your Alma mater—and you deserve every karmic punch in the junk you get.

Faustian deals only last so long and his is running out of juice.