A farmer needed to buy a rooster for his chickens. He found a man online who had a rooster for sale. The farmer went to buy the rooster, but the man warned the farmer that his was a rather virile rooster who was quite randy. Not only would it will service the chickens, but will go after anything else too.

The farmer just laughed, bought the rooster, and took him home. But sure enough, the rooster went through the henhouse, and then started on the farmer's sheep and then the other barnyard animals. After a couple days of this, the farmer told the rooster, “You gotta slow down or you'll kill yourself.”

After a week of such depravity, the farmer came outside one morning and spotted the rooster laying in the yard, still as stone, vultures already circling his body. The farmer, cussing up a storm, told the corpse of his rooster, “I told you you'd kill yourself if you didn't stop your lascivious ways!”

The rooster opened one eye and said, “Shut up! They're about to land.”