to offer in order for BYU to crush all expectations and go undefeated this season?
Would you shave your face to maintain a Hitler-stache for 2 years?
Would you carry a poodle around in a purse everywhere you go for 3 years?
Would you lick every doorknob you use for the next 3 months?
I want to know just how ill we all are. Morbid curiosity.