Why did the gum cross the road?

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Jun 30, 2024
5:18:43pm

Acorn All-American

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

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Acorn

Bio page: Acorn
Joined: Nov 25, 2004
Last login: Jul 4, 2024
Total posts: 19,211 (2,263 FO)

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Time

I need a good joke fast. Can CB come up with a Gtand Slam?

Q-grr

Jun 30, 4:35pm

Why did Adele cross the road?

stoils

Jun 30, 4:39pm

To eat the chicken.

CopperLix

Jun 30, 4:59pm

Best typo ever

Cougs4Lfe

Jun 30, 5:09pm

Why did the gum cross the road?

Acorn

Jun 30, 5:18pm

One of my favorite from Norm

Trent

Jun 30, 4:39pm

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

4mack

Jun 30, 4:39pm

Whats smaller than a teeny weenie ant?

4mack

Jun 30, 4:40pm

A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel down his pants.

misterpepper

Jun 30, 5:07pm

What does the mom beaver say to her son beaver when he leaves the house?

MrsRoboto

Jun 30, 5:13pm

Reminded me of my deacons once when we went by a dam on an outing. Probably

EM_Puma

Jun 30, 8:31pm

I’d like to give a shout-out to all the librarians… oh,I’m sorry.

Jun 30, 5:37pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink?

socorny

Jun 30, 5:41pm

Why do they throw trash on the walls at Ute weddings?

ochobeeguy

Jun 30, 5:55pm

what does the fish say when it bumps it's head on concrete? Dam.

qwerew

Jun 30, 9:01pm

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