I would choose the choking raccoon over a woman in the woods

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Jun 18, 2024
10:55:10pm

Ojiisan Truly Addicted User

I would choose the choking raccoon over a woman in the woods

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Ojiisan

Previous username: In Reverie
Bio page: Ojiisan
Joined: Oct 15, 2005
Last login: Jun 29, 2024
Total posts: 19,128 (905 FO)

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No way this actually happened. If it weren't on film nobody would believe it.

Mister P

Jun 18, 9:19pm

That proves guys are way more fun than women. Can you imagine if that raccoon was choking in front of a group of women?

Brisco

Jun 18, 9:29pm

If they were choking dying in the woods they would still choose the bear.

Pepe

Jun 18, 10:19pm

I would choose the choking raccoon over a woman in the woods

Ojiisan

Jun 18, 10:55pm

That would be rough. My wife would have saved it and if not, buried it herself.

Undefeated

Jun 18, 11:01pm

RE: That would be rough. My wife would have saved it and if not, buried it

Zaphod

Jun 18, 11:08pm

Lol, no way I would drive 50 miles for that.

NumbersGuy

Jun 19, 5:54am

The Red Green Show!

Plantagenet

Jun 18, 10:55pm

Had a pet raccoon on my mission.

BYU4eVeR

Jun 18, 10:58pm

Racoons are filthy animals. I'd let it die before I touch one.

Jun 18, 11:10pm

Seriously. Not only are they filthy but they carry all kinds of diseases and are

Jay Kay

Jun 18, 11:24pm

Rabies isn’t that bad.

Jun 18, 11:43pm

True story. A woman came into my wife’s office a few years ago…

acadian8

Jun 19, 12:35am

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