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Jun 7, 2024
11:38:41am

Probable Sacko All-American

Zipper accident. All the way to the top.

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Probable Sacko

Previous username: Cougarmus Prime
Bio page: Probable Sacko
Joined: Oct 23, 2014
Last login: Nov 10, 2024
Total posts: 10,059 (170 FO)

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Time

What is the most painful injury, condition or disease you've experienced?

Archaea

Jun 7, 11:17am

Random staph infection (MSSA) in the lining of my spinal cord

Jun 7, 11:20am

Did you get better?

Archaea

Jun 7, 11:21am

The antibiotics cleared it up, no lingering effects.

Jun 7, 11:29am

Wow, that sounds like quite a rollercoaster ride

cougarblue

Jun 7, 11:33am

2nd post is the likely winner.

bluecheese

Jun 7, 11:24am

Odd infection to get internally as Staph (Staphylococcus) is

Jun 7, 11:58am

I can't prove it, but I suspect it was when I had a minor outpatient procedure

Jun 7, 1:19pm

Severely broken ankle riding my motorcycle. Setting it was the worst.

ManicBlue

Jun 7, 11:20am

Had I grown ingrown toenail surgery in Brazil and they rationed how much lidocaine they use. Ouch. But later that day,

KingDave

Jun 7, 11:21am

Diverticulitis that required emergency surgery. Much worse than kidney stones.

Rusty Crab Daddy

Jun 7, 11:22am

I hear you. Diverticulitis w/abdominal abcess & removal of 1 ft of my colon.

Forzaitalia

Jun 7, 11:28am

Been there. Still have blockages from time to time from scar tissue. When that

Rusty Crab Daddy

Jun 7, 11:29am

Used to think diverticulitis was just an annoyance for old people. Brock Lesnar

Forzaitalia

Jun 7, 11:52am

Interesting. I hadn’t considered that. It’s good to hear these perspectives.

KingDave

Jun 7, 11:32am

Intestinal blockage that required surgery. I wanted to die.

CopperLix

Jun 7, 11:23am

Bone Marrow Biopsy. Not an injury, condition or disease, but was most painful

Phred84044

Jun 7, 11:24am

Kidney stones.

bluecheese

Jun 7, 11:25am

I've broken at least seven bones, kidney stones were the worst by far.

paulb

Jun 7, 11:26am

Kidney stones

paulb

Jun 7, 11:25am

Shoulder surger to repair rotator cuff, SLAP tear, and detached bicept tendon

shakarocks

Jun 7, 11:25am

I've had similar. For me the kidney stones were worse though not as long

jsaskew

Jun 7, 11:28am

Had kidney stones 3 days after the same surgery. It was horrible.

memphis11

Jun 7, 11:41am

Winner!

jsaskew

Jun 7, 12:02pm

The worst. I have never been in so much pain in my life.

SuperTank

Jun 7, 3:13pm

Either shingles or a pit bull attack. 0/10, would not recommend.

Tokolosh

Jun 7, 11:25am

I'm sure it was so gentle beforehand though.

Dark Forest Green

Jun 7, 12:49pm

Ruptured appendix in first grade and gall bladder blockage last summer. Normal

kmcougar

Jun 7, 11:27am

Ruptured appendix is my answer too

cruiserhead

Jun 7, 11:40am

Broke my elbow in a mountain biking incident.

2ndTrombone

Jun 7, 11:27am

Esophageal ulcer while having a shingles outbreak. Got severely dehydrated

Magic8Ball

Jun 7, 11:28am

Wow.

Archaea

Jun 7, 11:32am

I've broken 10+ bones

Jun 7, 11:29am

I’ve broken a few bones. Granted, none were severe breaks, but none were very painful, relatively speaking.

KingDave

Jun 7, 11:33am

There is a range

Jun 7, 11:44am

Multiple displaced fractures of 4 ribs (ATV accident). Learned not to cough or

TrueBlue58

Jun 7, 11:29am

Kidney stone. #2, an infected cyst in the jaw was a light tickle in comparison.

DubuMfalme

Jun 7, 11:32am

Back\Muscle strain…. In my lower back from throwing up violently.

JOPE

Jun 7, 11:34am

O-lineman rolled up on my leg. Dislocated knee. Coach drug me off the side of

Stucoug83

Jun 7, 11:37am

Zipper accident. All the way to the top.

Jun 7, 11:38am

Is that Morgan Scalley?

2ndTrombone

Jun 7, 11:40am

RE: Zipper accident. All the way to the top.

Tokolosh

Jun 7, 11:56am

how did you get the beans ABOVE the Frank?

fulano

Jun 7, 12:09pm

1. Kidney stone 2. Head injury(Life Flight) 3. Partial Knee Rep. 4 Brown Recluse

Malcolm Reynolds

Jun 7, 11:38am

swine flu overseas in 2009...thought I was going to die

LHA

Jun 7, 11:40am

Broke/dislocated a toe last summer to where it was pointing sideways. The

RH84025

Jun 7, 11:42am

We were boating at a rural reservoir, so I had to go for several more hours

RH84025

Jun 7, 11:43am

I was on the roof of my dad's house when I was young and lost my balance and

Jun 7, 11:51am

Surprised nobody's mentioned the need for a root canal

Archaea

Jun 7, 11:53am

RE: Surprised nobody's mentioned the need for a root canal

SalmonOfCapistrano

Jun 7, 11:55am

Back/sciatic pain. I was as close to 10/10 pain I could be and there was no position that provided relief.

Chemish

Jun 7, 11:57am

Sorry that all your sufferings made me feel rather lucky. Worst injury I've had

EM_Puma

Jun 7, 11:58am

It has been multiple (6) kidney stones for all my life until earlier this year when I had a paralytic ileus. Didn't

zonacougar

Jun 7, 12:04pm

1-Open heart surgery x2, 2-infected gallbladder, 3-kidney stones

CougarAddict

Jun 7, 12:06pm

Ruptured and fragmented lumbar disk. required discectomy

fulano

Jun 7, 12:10pm

few days after surgery to correct deviated septum the dr. tried to pull the

HandwovenBox

Jun 7, 1:11pm

Suburn that messed with my nerve endings. Felt like bugs crawling all over my

Jun 7, 1:16pm

Double mastectomy, 3 kidney stones, 4 child births & a blown out knee.

Soupie

Jun 7, 1:27pm

RE: Double mastectomy, 3 kidney stones, 4 child births & a blown out knee.

Stucoug83

Jun 7, 3:07pm

RE: Double mastectomy, 3 kidney stones, 4 child births & a blown out knee.

Soupie

Jun 7, 3:32pm

Put some bubble wrap on, woman!

Dark Forest Green

Jun 7, 3:20pm

All at the same time? That is horrible

Jun 8, 5:06pm

Descending into PDX with a double ear infection. I've never experience so much pain in my life. They didn't rupture but

supertux

Jun 7, 1:29pm

awful memory that I don't want to retell regarding the boss's mom

Belboz

Jun 7, 1:38pm

Poison ivy from ankles to chest. Awful couple of weeks

Odysseus

Jun 7, 1:44pm

Brown Recluse spider bite on my leg - sucked bad and hurt like crazy when I

ElkhunterUT

Jun 7, 2:44pm

Dislocated my right shoulder and destroyed my labrum and complete tears of

SuperTank

Jun 7, 3:11pm

If surgical numbers count, all sports related, see list

rmsenior

Jun 7, 4:08pm

Perhaps, stop playing basketball 🏀?

Dark Forest Green

Jun 7, 4:33pm

Good advice. Where were you 30 years ago?

rmsenior

Jun 8, 2:08pm

I’ve survived having a Man Cold.

JohnnyComeLately

Jun 8, 2:19pm

I have one presently. I'm completely useless.

supertux

Jun 8, 2:23pm

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