-classes on valuable skills for players like Rizz (taught by Pittsburgh pirates pitcher Paul Skenes the Rizz king)
-allow players to institute fanum tax at the cannon center on their fellow students
-skibidi toilet themed bathrooms at the practice facility
-open a second practice facility in Ohio
-replace Gatorade on the sidelines with the grimace shake
-replace Cosmo with Freddy fazbear animatronic
-special mouth guards that allow players to mew during games
-replace honor code advisors with Kid named finger and Hank “Walt you been seeming sus lately we must have an impostor amogus” Shrader, there will be no more problems