his oral report tonight. After weeks of research and hard work he spent about 60% of his report on.... national parks? No. Great Salt Lake? No. The LDS Church? No. TNT? No.

He spent most of his report talking about Fry Sauce. The ingredients. How to make it. What you can put it on. How delicious it is. Needless to say he will be working on version 2.0 of his oral report tomorrow.... with no Fry Sauce call outs.