up. Each had their own team, and the others gave their players "clever" names.

I remember my Yankee friend had Dave Pinwheel and Claudell Wasingboard in the OF, Wilma Rudolph at 2B, Don Mattinkling at 1B, and Don Slut behind the plate.

And my Dodger friend had Steve Sucks at 2B and Fernando Venezuela on the mound. We didn't have to change anything for Tim Belcher, and we only changed one letter in Hersheiser's first name.

I knew we were dorks, but wow.