Funny, because 0.4 was our average yards per rushing attempt wasn’t it.

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Sep 23, 2023
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Malcolm Reynolds

Previous username: silentvelcro
Bio page: Malcolm Reynolds
Joined: Jun 22, 2011
Last login: Dec 21, 2024
Total posts: 11,317 (15 FO)

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STOP IT - that's right, stop it. You guys are not going to...

BYUFootballRocks1

9/23/23 9:21pm

0.4 posts per day. That's really bringing the heat!

Division Bell

9/23/23 9:22pm

Funny, because 0.4 was our average yards per rushing attempt wasn’t it.

Malcolm Reynolds

9/23/23 10:22pm

Pretty much.

Division Bell

9/23/23 11:09pm

The dude has horrid results on the field. He has the literal worst run unit in college football… he shouldn’t stay.

WP17

9/23/23 9:22pm

Ha. If CB had any pull on those things, Tuiaki would have been fired in 2019.

swingcat

9/23/23 9:22pm

So true

Coug98

9/24/23 2:10am

You give CB way too much credit for those firings. May want to look at those coach’s performance instead.

WDaddy

9/23/23 9:22pm

Lol. History says he's gone soon. Regardless of what anyone here wants.

byubyu

9/23/23 9:22pm

Cougar nation got Tuiaki kicked out. Let's not kid ourselves.

HairyCougar

9/23/23 9:50pm

I don't think cb has that kind of power.

Mostlyaccurate

9/23/23 9:23pm

Meh, he needs to go so the next OC can pick his guy. That side of the ball

bluecougar1985

9/23/23 9:23pm

11 likes. The 12 of you are going to fight me tooth and nail. I’m so scared.

here's to hoping

9/24/23 12:58am

RE: 11 likes. The 12 of you are going to fight me tooth and nail. I’m so

bluecougar1985

9/24/23 7:02am

Meant for op. It was late. Sorry.

here's to hoping

9/24/23 9:16am

Thx I needed a little post loss humor

Big Daddy D

9/23/23 9:23pm

I don't want him fired, but this offensive line has played very poorly-

acougfan

9/23/23 9:23pm

A clueless freeloader pretending he knows more than everyone else. Cute!

Team Chaos

9/23/23 9:24pm

He's a ute in a Cougar's clothing.

ManicBlue

9/24/23 1:15am

Yup, pretty much. He only shows up when he can chastise people about something.

Ungoy

9/24/23 7:13am

You have some of my favorite posts on CB. Keep up the good work.

DieHarder

9/23/23 9:24pm

Help me understand: what is the issue with the offensive line?

2FarGone

9/23/23 9:24pm

ARod s play designs for run come from a Grimes scheme that Funk doesnt know well

stansburycoug

9/23/23 11:02pm

Our O line sucks. Our running game sucks. It’s about time you realize it’s on

Hawk Talons

9/23/23 9:25pm

Sorry, Mrs. Funk

Huge Manatee

9/23/23 9:26pm

Dang beat me too it.

NonmormonYfan89

9/23/23 10:26pm

9 yards dude. 9.

ChiCityCoug

9/23/23 9:27pm

Embarrassing. A disgrace tbh.

YOHONOMOTO

9/23/23 9:28pm

RE: 9 yards dude. 9.

GoCougs32

9/23/23 11:34pm

#firefunk

JimmerEatWorld

9/23/23 9:28pm

Bro. You need to settle down. If cougarboard has the power to get someone fired

southbaycoug

9/23/23 9:28pm

I'll hear you out. What's your argument for keeping him?

TaysomJimmerEraCoug

9/23/23 9:39pm

Fair question that deserves an answer from OP.

LateToTheGame

9/23/23 9:55pm

OP - let’s go. Please educate us

Swish

9/24/23 7:39am

Well. We’ve upgraded from Tuiaki. We’ve upgraded from Bronco.

775coug

9/23/23 9:42pm

We’ve upgraded from Bronco.

vagabonder

9/23/23 9:48pm

Bronco was better through 7 seasons if you're looking at pure record...

Das_Countach

9/23/23 9:48pm

Not sure we've upgraded from Bronco. Certainly upgraded from Tuiaki, though

HairyCougar

9/23/23 9:49pm

Kalani is not an upgrade. My left shoe would have been a Tuiaki upgrade

TeeKaa

9/24/23 5:48am

FIRE FUNK. NOW!!!!

HairyCougar

9/23/23 9:45pm

Don’t flatter yourself. You don’t have the power to silence anyone. Let me ask

canofpicante

9/23/23 9:51pm

He doesn't cut it

Deleted

9/23/23 9:51pm

Sorry, you don’t have this coaching resume by being sought after

1984coug

9/23/23 9:52pm

What happened in Michigan? He was there longer than anyplace else

AF Cougar

9/24/23 8:06am

RE: STOP IT - that's right, stop it! You guys are not going to...

Kelbob

9/23/23 9:53pm

That would be noble if the coaches that had been run out of town had performed

LateToTheGame

9/23/23 9:57pm

Well, he's got the option to fix it. If he does that, he's fine.

Mitty

9/23/23 10:00pm

RE: STOP IT - that's right, stop it! You guys are not going to...

John Doe

9/23/23 10:01pm

Well, if we get the same result from another runoff, and then let the runoff begin

Blue2thebone

9/23/23 10:06pm

Except fans were right about Tuiaki. Too bad the coaches did nothing about it

ColonelMustard

9/23/23 10:13pm

9 yards today. NINE.

Ironhide

9/23/23 10:19pm

You’re obviously a troll. Utah fans are so easy to spot. Desperation smells bad

Atmospheric_Cougar

9/23/23 10:21pm

It's his schtick on gameday.

Spiff

9/23/23 10:27pm

Yes, Mrs. Funk

cosmos son

9/23/23 10:36pm

We should all use our real names like you do.

ochobeeguy

9/23/23 10:39pm

If CB had the power, Tuiaki would have been gone years ago

MajorZeus

9/23/23 11:51pm

If CB had NO influence whatsoever then Tuiaki would still be there

HairyCougar

9/24/23 12:00am

Lol you really think we had anything to do with it? Nah I think Holmoe finally

ColonelMustard

9/24/23 1:07pm

The fans and boosters....sure. Holmoe felt pressure.

HairyCougar

9/24/23 1:34pm

I love it when utes tell everyone on CB what to do. Hilarious. Go post on your own board.

ManicBlue

9/24/23 1:14am

RE: STOP IT - that's right, stop it! You guys are not going to...

WillsPitStop

9/24/23 4:30am

RE: STOP IT - that's right, stop it! You guys are not going to...

zerome4sooners

9/24/23 7:17am

BYUFootbsllRocks1 when he realizes people are laughing at him, not with him:

Ungoy

9/24/23 8:02am

RE: STOP IT - that's right, stop it! You guys are not going to...

Monomachos

9/24/23 9:06am

I’ll take the bait…

rmarkerm

9/24/23 10:16am

CB won't get Funk fired, but if he stays, Funk will get other people fired.

BYUlv

9/24/23 10:21am

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