I’m saying it right now. The next time this coaching staff calls for a fake punt near our own end zone, like they did in Boise a few years ago and last night, I will consider it strike three and I will be wanting a coaching change. So don’t ever do it again. They teach this in football 101 in Pop Warner…

Now, if you’re near midfield, and you have a really fast person to do it, and it works every time in practice, then, maybe let’s give it a try once or twice a year. Other than that, it’s a no, no!