Yeah, no idea. I guess I should know because clearly the only reason I'd make

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Aug 26, 2023
9:28:16am

fattycoug All-American

Such a statement would be to defend my wife's honor, so I should know a lot more about it.

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fattycoug

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There’s no more effective way to ugly-up an otherwise beautiful woman than

CopperLix

8/26/23 8:30am

Nose ring

JackStack

8/26/23 8:31am

Also disgusting, but tattoos are permanent.

CopperLix

8/26/23 8:33am

Unless you get them removed

Dark Forest Green

8/26/23 3:56pm

Scars

LV Mike

8/27/23 12:04pm

The bull ring type, specifically

fattycoug

8/26/23 8:41am

Appropriate. They are for hogs and cattle.

Turn and Cough

8/26/23 9:25am

Yep. Nose ring much more of a turn off than a tattoo.

Bradleyd16

8/26/23 9:15am

Yep. Way worse than ink

Simple Jack

8/26/23 9:20am

Specifically the septum.

IceCreamButt

8/26/23 6:05pm

Mom jeans and other such ugly clothes.

Schultz is back

8/26/23 8:34am

RE: There’s no more effective way to ugly-up an otherwise beautiful woman

vagabonder

8/26/23 8:35am

Lip injections.

Superkid

8/26/23 8:35am

I've never seen it improve a woman's appearance. Looks like an allergic reaction

delux_247

8/26/23 8:40am

TBF, there's possibly a lot that don't overdo it/get it done well that it does

fattycoug

8/26/23 8:43am

The percentage that has them and doesn’t look ridiculous has to be < 10%.

Superkid

8/26/23 9:05am

Yeah, no idea. I guess I should know because clearly the only reason I'd make

fattycoug

8/26/23 9:28am

Hey, don’t mock fattycoug’s wife

stoils

8/26/23 8:50am

This is the winner...worst trend ever.

Sam's Dad

8/26/23 8:53am

It boggles the mind because most other women also think they look ridiculous. It creates this bizarre

CSoul

8/26/23 9:13am

Depends on the tattoos. Some are good.

Samsonite

8/26/23 8:36am

False. They are all disgusting.

CopperLix

8/26/23 8:38am

Nope.

Samsonite

8/26/23 8:40am

False

LakeshowCougs

8/26/23 9:03am

Nah, I have seen a few women they look fantastic on, very few.

Dynomite

8/26/23 1:25pm

Tattoos, nose ring, florescent-colored hair, and smoking

Zenoch

8/26/23 8:37am

So… West Valley?

BigGulps

8/26/23 8:40am

Gauges are worse

Garn

8/26/23 8:39am

I hate those

AF Cougar

8/26/23 8:43am

Just terrible

Born2Fish

8/26/23 9:23am

Smoking is 1, 2, and 3 on that list. Thankfully it's largely gone out of style

vagabonder

8/26/23 8:40am

Unfortunately there's vaping.

gopman

8/26/23 8:44am

You can only choose one

Lord Jim

8/26/23 8:47am

Pass on both

Dark Forest Green

8/26/23 10:21am

RE: There’s no more effective way to ugly-up an otherwise beautiful woman

Natedog916

8/26/23 8:40am

To me it definitely depends on the tattoos, the body type, location of tattoos, etc.

RootieBoy

8/26/23 8:40am

Smoking

Biyamiti

8/26/23 8:41am

Being overweight is number 1 for me.

BigGulps

8/26/23 8:41am

Misogyny!

gopman

8/26/23 8:43am

Misogyny!

gopman

8/26/23 8:44am

Depends on the tattoo. Some are quite nice.

HingleMcCringleberry

8/26/23 8:58am

Bad personality is the most effective way for me

Japan Coug

8/26/23 9:01am

I like classy and feminine women. Tattoos are neither classy or feminine

Lord Jim

8/26/23 9:07am

Tats don't add to the beauty of an already beautiful woman. They may make her

Turn and Cough

8/26/23 9:12am

Quick! Somebody alert the young women the dads and grandpas on cougarboard think what they’re doing isn’t hot!

shimmy

8/26/23 9:13am

The Conscious of CB puts everyone in their place yet again

Born2Fish

8/26/23 9:25am

Maybe those men are right because 10,000 years of human history

gopman

8/26/23 9:39am

How much of that history have you personally experienced?

CommodoreCoug

8/26/23 10:01am

Not to mention he failed to consider all the cultures where tats are standard.

Natedog916

8/26/23 10:05am

The majority of men today find ink on a woman unattractive. Are there a small

gopman

8/26/23 10:37am

This is a very WASP-centric view.

Natedog916

8/26/23 10:42am

I believe David Buss had mentioned a global survey where they

gopman

8/26/23 10:51am

I mean that’s not really relevant to the 10k years of human history in your OP.

Natedog916

8/26/23 10:58am

There's books & research on evolutionary mating (David Buss & others)

gopman

8/26/23 11:12am

“Get off my lawn”

Natedog916

8/26/23 11:26am

It's those men who built this country & defeated the Nazi war machine

gopman

8/26/23 11:30am

And those same men got tattoos of Betty Boop and all kinds of other stuff.

russkiejedi

8/26/23 5:36pm

You go first & tell me. Human history & facts are on my side.

gopman

8/26/23 10:34am

This is factually incorrect.

Natedog916

8/26/23 10:44am

And what percentage of women THROUGHOUT history

gopman

8/26/23 11:03am

You can have that opinion, that’s fine. To each their own. But claiming it is

Natedog916

8/26/23 11:13am

Child sacrifice has also been practiced throughout human history. That doesn't

spoxjox

8/26/23 11:07am

Um…….ok.

Natedog916

8/26/23 11:11am

Correct. Were there women who were tattooed thousands of years

gopman

8/26/23 11:21am

Man, you really tee off every time a thread gives you a tangential opportunity

russkiejedi

8/26/23 12:19pm

So easy. When you’re obsessed with politics, everything is political!

Martin Van Nostrand

8/26/23 12:25pm

So wait, a woman covered in tattoos is attractive?

gopman

8/26/23 1:54pm

Yes.

Jay Rick

8/26/23 6:01pm

RE: Man, you really tee off every time a thread gives you a tangential

Socrates Johnson

8/26/23 12:41pm

Mentioning that throughout history most men find women

gopman

8/26/23 1:53pm

Why only 10k years?

conetah

8/27/23 4:49pm

Tattoos are like bangs. They can look ok, but they’d look better without.

Superkid

8/26/23 9:25am

Bangs depend on the forehead behind them. Not all hairlines are created equal.

Soupie

8/26/23 9:27am

Knock out teeth?

bruincoug

8/26/23 9:28am

Some guys may like the idea of dating a woman with no teeth.

Belboz

8/27/23 11:02am

RE: There’s no more effective way to ugly-up an otherwise beautiful woman

DubuMfalme

8/26/23 9:48am

Meth

Sea Chicken

8/26/23 9:52am

Capri shorts

Odysseus

8/26/23 9:55am

I believe the exact opposite of this.

Jay Rick

8/26/23 10:10am

There is no less effective way to beautify an otherwise ugly woman than to get a

spoxjox

8/26/23 11:09am

No. There’s no better way to make an already hot woman even hotter than

Jay Rick

8/26/23 12:07pm

Yeah, especially if she shaves herself bald and puts in a nose ring. Oh, baby!

spoxjox

8/26/23 6:49pm

Tattoo on the lower back… might as well be a bullseye.

pigfoot

8/26/23 10:41am

Tramp stamp. So early 2000's.

gopman

8/26/23 11:31am

Haha, saw this exact movie scene on TV last night before going to bed.

COACHdrn

8/27/23 8:48am

Watch the TV show about revenge tattoos. It’s hilarious.

kapcreations

8/26/23 10:53am

Someone is unfamiliar with the pixie cut…

russkiejedi

8/26/23 11:04am

Bad Botox, lip injections, too much makeup.

cougaman

8/26/23 12:15pm

Fake eyelashes are also a turnoff. I'd take one small tattoo over obviously

Cougar Junkie

8/26/23 2:48pm

You don't find people with different values than you attractive?

GreatestTrochanter

8/26/23 3:11pm

It's not about values; it's about appearance. A woman can have the greatest

Cougar Junkie

8/26/23 3:18pm

Tom hanks said it best

Natedog916

8/26/23 4:39pm

A sop to the corpulent contingent

Cougar Junkie

8/26/23 4:47pm

What some call chubby others call Thiccccccccc

Natedog916

8/26/23 4:54pm

Why are you assuming values are tied to tattoos?

Solomon Levi

8/26/23 3:35pm

Im assuming people caring about others tattoos are tied to their values.

GreatestTrochanter

8/26/23 4:29pm

So much virtue

Simple Jack

8/26/23 6:44pm

You assume it's about some sort of "values" difference?

Belboz

8/27/23 11:06am

He said nothing about “values” it’s an aesthetic thing he doesn’t like. No diff

ColonelMustard

8/27/23 4:41pm

Cowboy boots

spinner

8/27/23 9:26am

Maybe it’s my kink but I find tattoos on a women excessively attractive

conetah

8/27/23 4:48pm

Nose septal piercing is worse!

waveslayer

8/27/23 5:06pm

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