I am short, fat, and proud of that. In the mood for food.

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Apr 27, 2023
12:24:15pm

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Groom's Cake

Bio page: Groom's Cake
Joined: Sep 10, 2009
Last login: Nov 9, 2024
Total posts: 2,564 (1 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

POLL: How do you identify?

JohnnyComeLately Cougarboard Influencer

4/27/23 12:19pm

My mom always said I was husky

Pretorian

4/27/23 12:20pm

Big boned

here's to hoping

4/27/23 12:22pm

I told my wife that I identify as a muscular, attractive man and that if she

here's to hoping

4/27/23 12:36pm

good luck.

qwerew

4/27/23 2:22pm

Dadbod

Backcountry

4/27/23 12:23pm

They need to give us a body spray commercial, like those HotBod commercials that

RealSimsShadY

4/27/23 12:31pm

I prefer the term "Father Figure"

IAmSpartyCoug

4/27/23 12:56pm

I am short, fat, and proud of that. In the mood for food.

Groom's Cake

4/27/23 12:24pm

BN checks out.

reagan21

4/27/23 12:36pm

6 foot 4, 250lbs

Xenon

4/27/23 12:25pm

Attack helicopter

Gustav

4/27/23 12:26pm

Endowed

HairyCougar

4/27/23 12:27pm

RE: Endowed

RealSimsShadY

4/27/23 12:31pm

Potato on toothpicks

m0resn0w

4/27/23 12:28pm

Potato *sack on toothpicks

RealSimsShadY

4/27/23 12:30pm

A little beefy but strong

pinolero

4/27/23 12:31pm

Built like an athlete

GlutealGuy

4/27/23 12:32pm

Depends on the day. Light days "he", heavy days "they"

RealSimsShadY

4/27/23 12:32pm

I'm always told I have a sweet spirit

ordinary tri guy

4/27/23 12:42pm

RE: I'm always told I have a sweet spirit

RealSimsShadY

4/27/23 12:49pm

I'm built for comfort, not speed.

fulano

4/27/23 12:51pm

NFL DE sized

Nat Gas Man

4/27/23 12:58pm

like an Ethiopian marathon runner

flyzag

4/27/23 2:01pm

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