Some of my favorite scenes:

"Hurricane Barbara," and Marge's great line, "It's true... but he shouldn't say it."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs56ud6uL9U

Reverend Lovejoy's incredible grasp of the nuances of theology.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n8IUceuY3k

"Something's definitely wrong with this hallway!"



Ned's vicious take-down of Moe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWbElkaeqVA

Ned's beatnik parents. I use the line "We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas" all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKwyjsJGxk

And finally, the University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol