I was hanging out with some friends and there was a midnight deadline to leave the guest parking. One night I go out to my car at 12:03 and of the dozen cars in the parking lot the guy had chosen mine. I literally see the truck driver leaving the parking lot just as I came out. I was so angry. Went down there and paid $175.

The next night I was headed down to my car at 11:50 but realized I had left my wallet in my buddy’s apt. So I go back up there and they’re just pulling some brownies out of the oven haha. So I grab some and then sprint down to my car again at 12:04 and no joke, I see the same dude pulling out with my car.

Look, I’m the idiot who was late so it’s on me, especially the second night, but I swear they were there early, getting everything hooked up ready to go. Sucked so bad.