True apple hipster as in I was using apple long before it was cool and still have a functional Motorola machine running on Mac os stashed somewhere in my basement, probably along with other even older actual apple machines, but then left apple as it was getting cool.
I use android because the first smart phone I bought was android and I've been content with it and am too lazy to change. Work will get me either, but I don't want to bother switching over. Inertia is a powerful thing.