Off base. They had open showers. I’m in the shower bright and early with soap covering my eyes wash it out and there is a really pretty young blonde American girl standing right next to me taking a shower. I promise I only looked once.

Scared the crap out of me. I called the MP and said he really needed to move the ZLs out of there. About two weeks later I opened the door to go down and take a shower and she was standing right in front of our door butt naked again. She says, oh Hi. I just closed the door. My companion who was standing beside me said. “What was that? Never mind Elder I go home next week. You still have six more months!

Ah the good old days in Latin America