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Apr 1, 2021
1:18:02pm

Kilgore Trout All-American

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Kilgore Trout

Previous username: kilgore
Bio page: Kilgore Trout
Joined: Jan 3, 2002
Last login: Sep 21, 2024
Total posts: 13,397 (45 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

POLL: Do you wipe with your dominant hand?

bruincoug

4/1/21 1:00pm

No hands. Just shake it off.

CrimWalCoug

4/1/21 1:02pm

RE: No hands. Just shake it off.

Sea Chicken

4/1/21 1:04pm

RE: No hands. Just shake it off.

LiveCoug

4/1/21 1:10pm

RE: No hands. Just shake it off.

byujdmba

4/1/21 1:12pm

I have servants for that sort of thing.

shoganai

4/1/21 1:05pm

You have a butt butler?

4/1/21 1:18pm

Buttler

Hinta

4/1/21 1:19pm

RE: POLL: Do you wipe with your dominant hand?

Mister P

4/1/21 1:11pm

I have it on good authority that KWhitt's vistigial tail takes care of that for him.

IdahoCoug

4/1/21 1:11pm

No. Bidet ftw.

fbguru

4/1/21 1:18pm

You still wipe with a bidet, do you walk around with a wet butt all day? Ouch.

pinolero

4/1/21 1:55pm

It has a heated dryer.

fbguru

4/1/21 2:11pm

I follow the Arab tradition

HiLife

4/1/21 1:24pm

It's the same thing throughout most of Africa. Left hand is dirty hand.

RH84025

4/1/21 1:43pm

Yeah, I just prefer to wash my hands after touching my butt, COVID or no, left or right hand.

IdahoCoug

4/1/21 2:58pm

Hand washing is a given

HiLife

4/1/21 4:34pm

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