Quite the opposite of painful.

Nov 24, 2019
9:32:17pm

DocPimp Contributor

It’s actually really funny and amusing to me how unaware CBers are of themselves. Unintentional comedy. Plus, dropping fact bombs and getting people to boardmail me telling me to ‘eff myself’ is fantastic!

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To all ALUFs across the world:Thank you for supplementing of my college tuition

CObluezone

11/20/19 10:00am

I’m pretty sure ALUFs are mythical, like unicorns or centaurs.

chilango

11/20/19 10:04am

And thank you, Cougars, for paying taxes, whether you've paid in Utah or in the US of A...

Tokolosh

11/20/19 10:05am

The only thing BYU did for Utah is supply all your current and past successful

CObluezone

11/20/19 10:08am

BYU supplied us Whit and a couple of assistants...

Tokolosh

11/20/19 10:12am

Oh yeah, there's also the fact that.......

BR7238

11/20/19 10:12am

Tissue??

DocPimp

11/20/19 10:34am

Save the tissue for the degenerate who relieved themself in your concourse

BR7238

11/20/19 10:47am

One is paid at gunpoint, the other is volunteer. Again - thank you.

The Y's Insider

11/20/19 10:12am

Bingo! Yahtzee!!!

CObluezone

11/20/19 10:13am

RE: Bingo! Yahtzee!!!

yahtzee

11/20/19 3:40pm

You pay taxes because someone has a gun pointed at you? I don't want to live where you do.

Tokolosh

11/20/19 10:15am

Compare how the church uses funds vs government waste and coruption

BR7238

11/20/19 10:18am

I'd prefer you do that. I don't have the energy to turn a light-hearted, drive by potshot into a serious debate.

Tokolosh

11/20/19 10:21am

You do drive-by potshots? I'd hate to live where you live.

The Y's Insider

11/20/19 10:24am

RE: You do drive-by potshots? I'd hate to live where you live.

Tokolosh

11/20/19 10:26am

Uh, how do you propose to do that? You realize that we really have no idea how

kos

11/20/19 10:55am

RE: Compare how the church uses funds vs government waste and coruption

uteman1011

11/20/19 2:25pm

Can you be arrested for not paying taxes? People with guns guard you in prison.

CObluezone

11/20/19 10:19am

^^^Ute education. Hint: the term "gunpoint" isn't always literal.

The Y's Insider

11/20/19 10:22am

Thats it, no more paying my taxes.

JohnnyComeLately

11/20/19 10:19am

RE: And thank you, Cougars, for paying taxes, whether you've paid in Utah or in

svenot

11/20/19 10:21am

Don't live in Utah were most of the funding comes from. Plus research doesn't

CObluezone

11/20/19 10:25am

RE: Don't live in Utah were most of the funding comes from. Plus research

Regal Ute

11/20/19 10:27am

The Church has also donated to the UofU...so does that mean our tax dollars AND

Coug Eastwood

11/20/19 10:29am

To supplement Tuition? Don't think so.

CObluezone

11/20/19 10:31am

and we might as well thank the Church for its various donations to the UU

run26

11/20/19 10:33am

sorry CougEastwood....hack here

run26

11/20/19 10:34am

How do you know that $ came from tithing funds? I'm pretty sure the Church has

CObluezone

11/20/19 10:38am

The Church is a little like Planned Parenthood in terms of funding

run26

11/20/19 11:06am

True. (I'm embarrassed that the original post was made - TIC or not).

Benfica1

11/20/19 2:06pm

Only only difference is you voluntarily give, we are forced soo...

Rat

11/20/19 4:39pm

So you owe us a "thanks," and we owe you nothing?

CrimsonCardinal

11/20/19 5:13pm

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UNHuskerCoug

11/20/19 4:47pm

And thanks for paying our stadium, Coach Whitt’s salary,

DocPimp

11/20/19 10:33am

Don't live in Utah numbskull.

CObluezone

11/20/19 10:36am

Some of that $$ comes from federal taxes - so still giving thanks!

DocPimp

11/20/19 10:41am

Tell me how much?

CObluezone

11/20/19 11:01am

I dunno. All state/federal hospitals get some sort of federal funding.

DocPimp

11/20/19 11:08am

You work for the VA & went to the U? Yikes!! No wonder they are having problems

CObluezone

11/20/19 11:13am

They move us between hospitals. I actually like helping our Vets 🙂

DocPimp

11/20/19 12:08pm

Must be slow at the VA today. Aren't you supposed to be helping the vets??

YSeattle

11/20/19 1:47pm

Off service.

DocPimp

11/20/19 1:52pm

Thanks...I am a doc too

YSeattle

11/21/19 1:27pm

I interviewed out in Seattle, it is a really cool city.

DocPimp

11/21/19 1:41pm

By the way, work with a lot of docs who are BYU fans or went to BYU for

DocPimp

11/21/19 1:44pm

There are some idiots on CB

yahtzee

11/24/19 6:26pm

Quite the opposite of painful.

DocPimp

11/24/19 9:32pm

Lol "fact bombs"

yahtzee

11/24/19 9:48pm

Truth is hard - like looking in the mirror sometimes...

DocPimp

11/24/19 10:06pm

I respect you as a doc, not you as a troll.

YSeattle

11/25/19 9:53am

SUPREME ENTERTAINMENT HERE.. NON STOP ... EVERY DAY!

relic

11/20/19 12:22pm

You’re welcome. Now make me proud and go and do something good in the world.

wcj99

11/20/19 10:49am

Weird flex but OK

Middy

11/20/19 12:00pm

Man, I hate that over-used term. Every elem kid I know uses this non-stop.

The Y's Insider

11/20/19 12:03pm

Do you thank them for funding your college tuition with their tithing?

Middy

11/20/19 12:07pm

And thank you for providing us with a yearly win for the last decade.

CrimsonCardinal

11/20/19 1:19pm

You're on the BYU board. -1 for you.

The Y's Insider

11/20/19 1:23pm

Responding to a comment addressed specifically to Utah fans, +5

CrimsonCardinal

11/20/19 1:33pm

You dwelling on a BYU board = never enough points for you to get ahead.

The Y's Insider

11/20/19 1:47pm

You getting a real life, priceless

YSeattle

11/20/19 1:51pm

So does that mean that tithing supports the athletic department?

CallingDingo

11/20/19 1:27pm

Do we have an appropriate acronym for fans like me?

UNHuskerCoug

11/20/19 4:49pm

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