I used to live on a farm, but now I live in the city. The point I want you to take is that people that live in the city are better than those who live in the country.

I have a law degree from an Ivy League law school. That makes me better than you.

I have a job on Wall Street. That also makes me better than you.

Your state is ugly. New York City is sophisticated. Did I mention city people are better?

In short, Wyoming fans are beneath me and my level because they live in a place I think is ugly, they don't possess my level of education, and they don't make the money I do.

Okay, actually, that's really bad smack. That's like the time John Rocker said to a heckler, "Shut up! I'm a millionaire and you aren't!" That earned him special status by Jim Rome as a terrible trash-talker.