Your time in Wyoming was filled with torture and torment that any snot eating kid would want to end. I feel for you. I knew kids like you and if you were a BYU fan, I probably added to your daily doses of unhumane punishment.
You're obviously not a big shot lawyer or a person with any class or education. But, try not to make fun of others at your own expense. It shows a weakness and paints a picture of who you really are....a bitter kid who was picked on his whole life and can only hide behide his keyboard and make stupid, classless jokes in an attempt to make him feel better. Did it work?
Lastlty, your post wasn't as funny as it was sad and uncreative. I just hope you can seek help to end your saddness.......maybe some of your bretheren can offer up some of their prozac.
Go Pokes!!