The mobile phone bit wasn't even your issue. That was a PK issue as far as I'm concerned. Pansy.
Anyway, you sold me some tickets to the Vegas Bowl when BYU played Oregon and you seemed like a decent guy. You're definitely no more weird than I am. I mean you're definitely not too much weirder than I am. Well, I mean you're a lot weirder than I am but that's quite an accomplishment. You should wear that label proudly.