You seem to hate Utah- the alma mater of Gordon B. Hinckley, Thomas S. Monson, Alex Smith, James E. Faust, and other nice people- than cancer, Al Qaeda, and Irritable Bowel Syndrome- combined.
Relax, bro! Let it go. You'll live longer. 🙂
I have an 8-year old daughter- I've heard this song 268,000 times. If you want, I'll send you a mix-tape! Let's be friends!