Why is a firetruck red?

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Mar 16, 2019
11:36:02am

Acorn All-American

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you got your hose pulled.

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Originally posted on Mar 16, 2019 at 11:36:02am

Message modified by Acorn on Mar 17, 2019 at 6:58:13am

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Acorn

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Having a pretty bad night to cap a pretty terrible week. Someone tell me

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3/16/19 12:52am

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3/16/19 12:55am

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3/16/19 12:58am

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Sid Vicious

3/16/19 1:00am

This...is my favorite joke of all time.

RalphWiggam

3/16/19 2:40am

Whoa! A lot of likes. I'm going to have to show my kids. Everytime I tell that

Emmett Fitz-Hume

3/16/19 7:44am

36 dads liking the joke can't be wrong

(Private)

3/16/19 9:47am

My kid is always one step ahead of me.

ditch

3/16/19 1:43pm

Hey, that’s my joke

byuguns55

3/16/19 11:08pm

Sorry man. Try and focus on the positives.

3/16/19 1:38am

Well that’s not very funny.

Superman21

3/16/19 7:11am

It’s actually hilarious if you consider the author.

Mr. Belding

3/16/19 8:20am

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Mr. Belding

3/16/19 8:20am

My friend gave me his epi-pen as he was dying

3/16/19 2:56am

Now THAT is funny.

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3/16/19 8:55am

Reminded me of this one

Sir_Ten

3/16/19 9:13am

That is how I remember what kind I have.

Bin01015

3/17/19 1:24pm

RE: Having a pretty bad night to cap a pretty terrible week. Someone tell me

3/16/19 3:01am

Ketchup and Mustard go for a run...

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3/16/19 6:08am

A turtle is crossing the road...

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3/16/19 6:18am

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Acorn

3/16/19 6:55am

What's brown and sits under the piano?

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3/16/19 11:34am

What's brown and sits in the enchanted forest?

Acorn

3/16/19 11:35am

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

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3/16/19 11:38am

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3/16/19 11:42am

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

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3/16/19 12:31pm

I will never let my kids watch the orchestra.

scootsy

3/16/19 7:06am

Asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up.

scootsy

3/16/19 7:09am

eBay is so useless. I searched for a lighter, but all I got was 14 thousand matches.

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3/16/19 7:10am

Why are there 239 beans in Irish stew?

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3/16/19 7:13am

I was walking through a quarry when I saw the foreman,

NoOneOfConsequence

3/16/19 7:18am

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side?

RC Vikings

3/16/19 7:39am

I would tell you an airplane joke

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3/16/19 8:02am

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3/16/19 8:09am

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3/16/19 8:18am

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3/16/19 8:23am

Why did the Mother-in-law Chicken cross the road?

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3/16/19 8:30am

Why does the ocean roar?

rockhound

3/16/19 9:19am

Why is a firetruck red?

Acorn

3/16/19 11:36am

Why is a pool table green?

Acorn

3/17/19 6:57am

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

ghostface

3/16/19 9:22am

That’s so wrong!

Cougarclaw

3/16/19 9:52am

RE: Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

3/16/19 10:34am

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?

(Private)

3/16/19 9:56am

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

spinner

3/16/19 11:10am

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3/16/19 11:42am

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3/16/19 11:59am

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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3/16/19 12:49pm

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